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johnlocked-in-the-batcave:

omgbecausewhynot:

thefunniestblogger:

whatdoesthespocksay:

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naturalcomedian:

freshest-tittymilk:

seetheworldlikeido:

akeemofzamunda:

katskinx:

god damn it.

dammit.

Got damn

ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.

LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW

[AGGRESSIVELY GOLF CLAPS]

Okay, that’s VERY clever.

fucking shit

FUCK

1) Never

2) Going

3) To

4) Give

5) You

6) Up

AM I MISSING SOMETHING

"no im not gonna do it no nope—nEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN"

(Source: littlemzred)

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome)

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